この物語は、南家三姉妹の平凡な日常を淡々と描く物です。
過度な期待はしないでください。
あと、部屋を明るくして、TVから３メートルは離れて見やがって下さい。
Touma's been coming home late recently.
Does it matter?
She's got her own friends to hang out with.
This is after she made that new friend named Chiaki, right?
She has the same surname as us, Minami.
As long as she's not with bad company.
Whenever Touma is coming home late, we get a call from the other Minami family.
Bad company, eh?
That explains why she has become more foul-mouthed lately.
She's becoming more like a boy.
Surrounded by her good-for-nothing brothers,
It's no wonder she became more tomboyish than anyone else.
Brothers, you say... Does that include you?
Guy...
Perhaps she found a guy she likes?
If she liked some guy, wouldn't she become more feminine?
In this case it's normal for her to become cold towards her family members, isn't it?
I heard there are three siblings on the other side,
So maybe there's a cool elder brother among them.
I see.
But, I think we have enough cool brothers here.
What are you talking about, bro?
You, follow Touma and go check out the other Minami family.
Huh? Me?
Anyways, Touma has had her meals there many times, so we have to express our gratitude for once.
A veil of courtesy...
And so one of my brothers has followed me here,
And he's waiting outside.
What do we do?
Either way, you really have it tough back in your house.
I've been through a lot.
Haruka doesn't look pleased.
In any case, this means they don't trust us, right?
Haruka, have you been listening to what I've been saying?
Then what?
Because my voice is more high-pitched over the phone they think I'm suspicious?
Haruka, what I mean is,
Touma's family is really interesting!
Just let the one outside in here and her brothers' pointless worries will be no more.
I'm Touma's brother, Akira.
Thank you for taking care of my sister all this while.
This isn't much, but-
This really isn't much.
Do you really think you can please us with just soap bars?
You, the third brother who talks so much about the maiden's heart!
Touma, what did you tell them?
The truth.
You think you can make our boss happy with soap? {make her less bad-tempered or something, edit pls}
Wait, she's loosened up.
If you want to know how Touma spends her time here, you should receive the same treatment as her.
Right, boss?
You can sit at ease.
This is an order!
Yes.
Want to have your meal here with Touma?
Don't leave any food on your plate!
Yes...
It isn't common to meet someone with the same surname, let's get along with each other. {incest is best}
We'll teach you who is more worthy of the "Minami" name!
I wasn't talking about that!
I wonder if things are going well.
It's the phone.
Yes, this is Minami.
Is this Minami Touma's Residence?
Yes, that's right.
I'm Minami Chiaki's elder sister, Haruka.
We have Touma-san and Akira-kun in our care.
Yes.
Do not worry.
Haruka, isn't your voice too low-pitched?
Eh?
Who is this?!
This isn't a kidnapping!
What's going on?!
Erm... That's not it!
Listen to me!
Wait a moment!
Hello? Hello?
Minami-ke.
Huh? How did we end up with this topic?
Since we started talking about you wanting a girl.
Did I say anything of that sort?
Eh? No, it's a joke.
Oh, a joke.
Yup, a joke.
You are absolutely right about that.
I'm absolutely right?!
I'm constantly thinking about how to get a girlfriend.
I am especially serious during Math lessons.
Do you want to look at my Math notes?
It's awesome.
Sounds like there's many unwanted Akira formulas written on them.
Pi equals 2h.
Forget that.
Can you tell me what type of girl you like?
Let's see...
As long as it's not Kana-san, everyone is acceptable!
Ouch!
You have to be sure I hold no interest in you before saying something like that.
Do things in sequence!
I'm sorry! I'll follow the sequence!
I'm sorry!
What do you think about our Haruka?
She's fine, but my first feeling towards her was fear...
But I love her long hair.
There's one over there who fits your description.
Fujioka-kun's rare expression!
Who IS that guy?
He looks pretty close with Minami.
How is he related to her?
Alright. I'll start talking to Minami in a nonchalant manner,
And ask about their relationship casually.
Casually... Casually!
I know your preference now.
Now you just need to leave everything to Kana-sama.
Who is that person?
For some reason he's staring hard at me!
Kana-san, who is that?
That guy?
Too close, too close, they're too close!
He's the Banchou.
Ba... Banchou?
His kick is really powerful.
I... I'm gonna get kicked!
Huh? Something is wrong with the atmosphere.
Even though I approached them casually, I can't start a casual conversation.
That's the beautiful long-haired girl from just now.
I get it.
That person is the Banchou's girlfriend,
And because I was staring at her, the Banchou got mad!
Please don't worry!
I won't touch other people's girlfriends!
That's right!
If you ask me, I prefer someone more like Kana-san.
Now if you excuse me.
Wait a second, you.
What you meant just now...
Is that you want to fight it out with me, right?
You got it wrong!
By the way,
can you tell me your class and name?
Give me a break!
Fujioka-kun's rare expression!
Akira's been looking depressed lately.
Your brother who came here last time?
Perhaps something happened to him in school?
Okay! I'll try to cheer him up.
Please do, Kana.
Take that! One more time!
Hey hey, laugh!
It's really funny, it's really funny!
Laugh, laugh!
Rare expression!
It's really fun!
Rare expression!
Here it comes, here it comes!
That's it! That's it!
Rare expression!
Minami-ke!
Your name shall be Yamada.
Take that!
That's amazing!
Isn't it?
Take that!
Give it your all, Yamada. We're reaching the summit soon.
And you know, my husband...
Don't scare me, you dumbass!
Are you okay, Yamada?
Take that!
This is our last obstacle, Yamada.
Here we go!
Nice work, Yamada!
Take that!
My bad, Yamada.
Yahoo~! Chiaki!
I'm going off first!
Yamada!
Yamada...
Hey, hey, what's going on?
To think that the gluttonous Chiaki-sama would lose her appetite.
Is something the matter?
Yamada left on a truck.
School transfer?
Well, if there are encounters, there will be partings, right?
It's all your fault, you dumbass!
Huh? Why me?
Kana, did you do anything?
I don't know!
I don't know Yamada!
Kana!
I really don't know anything!
Yamada.
Want to give volleyball a try?
My second brother Natsuki was rebellious back then,
But after he became less aggressive after he joined a club.
How about a second helping of rice?
Oh, thanks.
It's the volleyball club if I remember correctly.
And he comes home early.
Akira, you came here to fetch Touma, right?
Why are you eating your meal here as well?
No second helpings.
Natsuki.
Hosaka-senpai. Hi.
Remain seated.
Can you go for practice today?
I'm sorry. I have to make meals.
It's alright then.
Anyway, try the lunchbox I made.
Huh?
Don't misunderstand.
I want you to sample it to see if it's worthy of the woman I love the most.
Oh I see. I really got a shock.
Will a woman be happy if you make her a lunchbox?
That should be the case.
I'm sorry.
I just ate and so I'm full right now.
I don't think I can give a proper opinion.
Aren't those your lunch?
These are supposed to be eaten later.
You shouldn't open up what you're supposed to eat later, should you?
That's true.
You shouldn't be eating it now, right?
That's true.
I won't understand what kind of taste women like anyway.
He keeps saying he doesn't understand women,
And places women in the "mysterious creature" category.
Our Natsuki really is unsociable.
Hello?
Hello!
She's gotten herself a weird underling.
Eh? Natsuki, what are you doing in a second-year classroom?
Minami Haruka is taking care of my younger brother and sister in her house,
So I came to greet her.
Wow, you are unusually well-mannered.
Haruka is over there.
Give me a minute.
Hey you, come for practice!
Okay. I'm sorry.
Haruka, you have a customer.
The male volleyball club is in despair.
Someone has to tell Hosaka that fifty rounds around the track is impossible.
I have to make dinner...
You have business with Haruka, right? {dingaling}
There you go!
Haruka!
I'm sorry.
I understand the situation since I've been watching.
Everyone is staring at us, and I'm so embarrassed I want to leave this instant.
But if we don't settle everything now, we won't be able to get over it, right?
Is it okay with you?
Okay.
Help me taste this.
Potato, chestnut, mushroom.
Tastes refreshing and great,
But too bad I can't smell its aroma. {taste and smell are related; if he can’t smell it how can he taste it?}
Natsuki?
But this brings back memories.
It smells of blood.
You need more iron.
Haruka-neesama's chopping sounds flustered.{flustered sound funny}
Did something happen?
Minami-ke.
So, Natsuki, did you manage to meet Haruka in school?
I met her, but I got in trouble.
What trouble? {tora-bull}
What happened?
Today I'm going to Chiaki's house after school, want to come along?
Are you listening?
I'm here!
Yo!
Touma!
Hey, Haruka, what's wrong?
Touma, this is a good opportunity.
Let me teach you something.
Haruka is a lazy person at heart.
You mean she's lazing now?
When there's no one to cheer her on, she becomes as lazy as one can get.
Haruka came home the earliest today...
Haruka must have thought,
"Let's take a nap for now."
But maybe I should change before sleeping.
Nah, that's too troublesome, let's go to sleep like this.
Huh? How do you know her thought process?
Just look.
Her third button is buttoned wrongly, isn't it?
You're right.
So she wanted to take off her clothes, but changed her mind?
Today my second brother came to say hi.
What? You should have said so earlier.
He's outside, I'll go call him.
Haruka, wake up!
You're being rude.
I'm Touma's elder brother, Natsuki.
I apologize for what happened that day.
Thank you for taking care of my sister all this while.
Haruka, where are your manners? Wakey wakey!
Welcome.
Please raise your head. {help, this sounds funny. show me your face?}
You're the one from back then...
So you are Touma's brother!
You didn't tell her that?
Well, don't take that incident to heart, raise your head please.
Do you hear me?
Hey, you're being rude.
Perhaps he'll be even ruder to you by raising his head?
It's true that punching you for touching me was too much.
That's because I was too surprised...
Are you still making legends even after becoming a high school student?
It-It's not like that.
Haruka-neesama, your clothes, your clothes!
Why didn't you tell me?!
I told you discreetly!
Oh shit! Natsuki's old wound is bleeding again!
Oh no!
Raise your head.
He's still bleeding! Natsuki! It's not stopping!
Are you alright?!
Wipe it! Wipe it!
Haruka-neesama, your clothes, your clothes!
Dear viewers, remember to take your iron!
I wanted to go too.
Senpai, next time is a story about Christmas.
This means I'm Minami Haruka's Santa Claus, eh?
But first I have to prepare the best clothes and reindeers,
So that I can become a first-class Santa Claus.
Next time: Of Christmas and Eves.